To the cast and crew of Bikini Bloodbath Christmas I give my thanks. Look at all this amazing reviews!


Bikini Bloodbath Christmas…sheer stupidity on a scale rivaled only by Mike Judge’s Idiocracy” -Videoscope Magazine

“The Best Flashback Sequence ever.” -JoBlo movie reviews

“9/10 for being the best Christmas-themed slasher since Silent Night, Deadly Night.” -Movies Made Me

“It’s dumb, it’s puerile, it’s just about perfect.” B Through Z reviews

“The world’s greatest Krull reference of all-time.” -Movie Cynics

“A funny clever movie.” “More Blood Boobs and Bad words then the first two films combines -Rue Morgue

“You will laugh your ass off” -Flocked Media Reviews

“Jon Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour provide a hilarious and nonsensical send off for this entertaining horror comedy series.” -Cinema Crazed

“Like Slasher-Film Series meets National Lampoon” -New Haven Advocate

BBB2 QUOTES Guide gives Bikini Bloodbath Carwash #1 Ridiculously Awesome Horror Movie Title of all time.

Debbie Rochon is amazing in the film as the ball-busting, lesbian, carwash owner –Movie Cynics

“Hilarious…Delivers on everything it promises” -Nerd Remix

Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash is the perfect movie for those nights when all you want to do is laugh –Movie Cynics

I officially love this movie…Awesome choreographed dance scenes. Honestly, it’s fucking brilliant.” –B through Z reviews

“This is a campy Splatterfest” “The scene inspired by Michael Jackson’s “Beat it” is worth the purchase price alone. –Rue Morgue

There are over two dozen scenes in here that had me in tears laughing” –Cinema Crazed

Phil Hall wins Best Supporting actor at the New York B-movie Awards for Bikini Bloodbath Carwash!


“Bikini Bloodbath is much like Strangers With Candy” – Dread Central

“Bikini Bloodbath straight up fucking rules!” – I Can Smell Your Brains

“For pure horror/comedy enjoyment you can’t get much better than Bikini Bloodbath” – Abort Magazine

“You may blow a gut laughing” – Dave’s Horror Reviews (4.5 out of 5 stars)

“This comic slasher made me burst out laughing more times that I can count” – Doomed Moviethon

“A fun flick that should be seen by every self respecting horror fan out there” – JoBlo

“It will probably make you laugh hysterically til you piss yourself” – Associated Content (everything else written was not very nice!)

“Bikini Bloodbath is a blast with gleefully irreverent jokes coming so fast and furious that it´s virtually impossible not to have fun” – Celluloid Nightmares

“The film leaves one wanting to see more from makers Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour” – Celluloid Nightmares

“A worthy cult horror comedy destined for midnight movie showings” – Cinema Crazed

“Thomas Seymour and Jonathan Gorman have a potentially great franchise on their hands” – Cinema Crazed

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